My daughter just got back from touring a “haunted circus” with her friends. She reports that the clowns were terrifying. (For those who aren’t living in North America, the Halloween holiday is a time when the macabre and spooky are in vogue.)

Coulrophobia–the fear of clowns. Image credit: Graeme Maclean (Wikimedia Commons).
Well, I’m a programmer; I can get chills down my spine without paying an entrance fee. All I have to do is go to a meeting where certain words get tossed around casually. Blood drains from my face; my heart starts racing; visions of apocalypse dance before my eyes.
Okay, maybe I’m exaggerating a teeny bit–but I have found a few words that have a near-magical capacity to provoke stress, worry, and miscommunication in companies that make software. Here is my short list: Continue reading