Big Crud Isn’t Big Data

“Big Data” is another one of those buzz words that seems to be everywhere these days. We hear stories regularly about how fast the world’s data grows and how big it’s going to be by 20xx. Vendors then reason that we should buy their wares to cope. This infographic is typical:

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I have several deep professional connections to big data[1], going back decades, so when I say I think a lot of it is manufactured silliness, I’m hoping you’ll pause before laughing me off.

The fact is, most of the “data” that’s exploding is not hard-won intellectual treasure for the ages; it’s marginal stuff like the viewing history on Fred Flintstone’s deleted Netflix account. More than big data, we’re experiencing a “big crud” wave, because we’re pack rats. This comic has it right: Continue reading

Do Androids Browse (For Electric Sheep)?

The movie Blade Runner is based on a Philip K. Dick short story entitled “Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

Perhaps some new questions should be added to this classic…

In an interesting example of science fiction becoming reality, a group of researchers is now creating a sort of world wide web for the robots of the world. Whether or not androids dream, they may soon be able to use social networks for robots, and use public, internet-accessible resources to get their day-to-day work done. The initiative is called “RoboEarth“:

I┬ábelieve this sort of technological evolution is the wave of the future. It represents a promising confluence of cloud computing, distributed architecture, big data, hadoop-like map-reduce, supercomputing, ubiquitous internet connectivity, and the every-device-has-an-IP-address promise of IPv6. It would be nice if my next Roomba didn’t have to relearn the floorplan of my house, but could simply download knowledge that the older model has laboriously developed. I’ll bet over the next decade, the market will discover hundreds of variations on that theme.

I just hope we’re smart enough to stop before robots start frittering away their time clicking cows on Facebook… :-)